During a logic exam, the professor asks a student:
Professor:
“There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls out. How many are left?”
Student:
“That’s easy — 499.”
Professor:
“Correct. Next question: How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator in three steps?”
Student:
“Step one — open the fridge. Step two — put the elephant inside. Step three — close the fridge.”
Professor:
“Good. Now, how do you put a deer into the refrigerator in four steps?”
Student:
“Step one — open the fridge. Step two — take the elephant out. Step three — put the deer in. Step four — close the fridge.”
Professor:
“Excellent! Next question. The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal shows up except one. Why?”
Student:
“Because the deer is still in the fridge!”
Professor:
“Perfect! One more. Can Grandma cross a swamp full of crocodiles?”
Student:
“Of course! The crocodiles are all at the Lion King’s party.”
Professor:
“Very good. Now the final question: Grandma made it safely across the empty swamp, but she still died. Why?”
Student:
“Umm… she drowned?”
Professor:
“No. The brick that fell from the plane hit her!”
Professor:
“See you at the retake!”
Source: Motorland
